More New Year's improvements

New Year's resolutions and *what they really mean*
1. Lose weight *get weight down to what I didn't want to get up to*
2. Post intelligent blog updates on a regular basis *update often enough so friends don't think I'm dead*
3. Be happy and productive at work *try not to get fired*
4. Keep house clean and organized *clean enough that I don't need to hide when the doorbell rings*
5. Keep mind sharp by learning new languages *watch the Spanish channel to check out the guys*
6. Start making more lists *just like this one*