Bod Pod

I have another Bod Pod scheduled for less than an hour from now. Once again, I will have my percent body fat evaluated, data entered into a computer, and results printed off "for my records". I know that a person's character and personality are what are truly important, but this morning I feel like this:

Update: I should make this my profile picture. Despite training for and finishing a triathlon, in the past month I supposedly gained three lbs. of pure fat. Lard. Adipose. Flab. It must be middle age spread catching up with me.

And to add insult to injury, some kids called me "Gramma" while I was taking my daily three mile walk the other evening.